Last night, at around 11pm, Joe went to visit me at work and then invited me to have a late dinner. I had dinner with him and then I went back to work after an hour. He texted me at around 1am saying that he was at Distillery, waiting for me, and that he had already ordered me a bottle of Strongbow.
I told him I’ll just pack up, go home, change into normal clothes, and then go meet him. Distillery is our favorite hole in the wall bar and it’s just two minutes away from my office and just 5 steps away from where I live. As soon as I got home, I immediately changed into shorts and flipflops.
After about half an hour, I got a text from Joe, “Where have you run off to? Distillery is just right below your place.” I replied with an “I’ll be right there” and hurried off.
When I got to the bar, Joe was waiting for me, talking to the bartender, looking pissed because I let him wait for so long. I kissed him and then he said, “What took you so long? It usually takes you just a couple minutes to get dressed and come meet me. Now it’s almost 2am!”
Yes, I was looking for a safety pin because my shorts don’t fit me anymore!!! Waaaah! I have gained so much weight on my midsection and hips, it’s not even funny!!! I was just wearing an oversized shirt so it could hide my open fly. Now I’m scared I won’t fit into my wetsuit for when we go diving in two weeks… :(
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